I’m 200 words from my daily goal, typing quietly beside my son as he goes to sleep. Finding it very hard today to get a rhythm going.
So far I have looked up natural salt licks, nucleic acid, the origin of ‘philistine’, and, of course Pinterest. Then I checked my blog stats, and I discovered that someone found my blog by searching for ‘erotic sex fiction with mutant spiders’.
What the hell.
Other winners are ‘how to submit a longhand novel’ (good luck with that!),
I want to rip myself apart and start again (there are less painful roads to self-improvement),
dug her heels into the horse reared (erm…),
plo (I like the surreal overtones),
computer mother flashing nots (This one just begs for a short story),
trampoline newtons laws child adult (I can blame Marcus Chown for that one),
stop procrastinating and start writing (I will…in a minute…),
how to graffiti the word Tyson (Tama, that one is totally your fault),
and ulterior self (which sounds suspicious to me).
Okay. He’s still not asleep, and I still have 200 words to go.
Very funny search terms. They had me giggling aloud and gave me a reason to procrastinate too. Thanks!
Ha-ha! This is delightful. You’re a very creative procrastinator, I gotta give you that.
If only I could use my talents for good…
Haha, this is funny and sweet! Well, at least it’s only 200 words to go. Your kiddo has to fall asleep at some point!
Hi finally slept and I finished my words ;)
There is actually a procrastination song, by a man called Jay Foreman. It is a pretty accurate description of how I procrastinate. You should definitely check it out.
I will!